Our education system is today run by left-wing elitists who believe the US is too big, too arrogant, and must be reigned-in... Real sad.

Don't judge someone's attitude until you've felt their pain.

Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel.

Trust is earned, respect is given, and loyalty is demonstrated. Betrayal of any one of those is to lose all three.

Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it.

Any definition of a successful life must include service to others.

Kill your enemies with success and bury them with a smile.... Never fails.

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence.

Maturity comes with experience, not age.

I'm strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.

People are not who they say but rather who their actions reveal them to be....Be smart about it. Don't fall for the bullshit.

Be slow to teach, and quick to learn. Avoid impious people, run from fools, and seek out the wise.

. . . the humblest, and at the same time most balanced and capacious, praised most, while the crank, misfits and malcontents praised least.

Sometimes neuroscientists ask impossible questions.

There is hardly any mental misery worse than that of having our own serious phrases, our own rooted beliefs, caricatured by a charlatan or a hireling.

You must have love as the core; it takes courage to be willing to constantly tell the truth to each other and risk letting the relationship go.

The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift demanding no less binding moral responsibilities than the friendship of a human being.

I was kind of a misfit, and when my mother died, I had to become an adult, something that I never thought I would ever be.

At the age of nine, playing the violin at school, and then onto the mandolin.

People who do comedy really are the nastiest people on the planet.

We talk about defining moments, but I think nothing can define you. They're all refining moments. You're constantly refining yourself and refining your life.