Our family's special holiday tradition is going over to my grandparent's house on Christmas morning. My grandma cooks a big breakfast, and I love hearing her tell old funny stories.

Telling the truth can be a dirty job.

Enjoy the contented silence.

Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind.

It is true that money attracts; but much money repels.

The best tonic for soreness is to do the movement that got you sore in the first place.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

There is a place that you are to fill and no one else can fill, something you are to do, which no one else can do.

What good are Greek, commentaries, insight, gift, and all the rest, if there is no heart for Christ?

Sexy as she wanna be and she dancing next so close to me. I said please excuse, you steppin on expensive shoes.

I never knew how to throw a fastball, never learned how to throw a curveball, a slider, split-finger, whatever they're throwing nowadays. I was a one-pitch pitcher.