Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot

When our faith becomes nothing more than a series of rules and regulations, joy flees and our love for Christ grows cold.

Particularly the broad masses of the people can be moved only by the power of speech.

What is the constitution of the universe? The universe is the manifestation of the divine thought; the thought of God embodies itself in the thought-forms that we call worlds.

The more knowledge you have, the more you're free to rely on your instincts.

At every moment where language can't go, that's your mind.

Writing about race and crime was not new territory for me. But it can be treacherous. So here are my rules: No stereotypes. No generalizations. No explanations. No apologies. Just the facts, ma'am.

Humor is one of the primary tools for liberation.

Bigotry is probably the thing I detest most.

I think it's part of everybody's childhood, there are some wonderful Hammer movies and there are some dreadful ones.

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.