Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

Every time you think, you weaken the nation.

Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

Only fools are positive.

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.

Shut up and say something.

Ya smell like honey, " he said. "I'm allergic to bees, " she whispered. "I'll do my best not to sting ya, love.

I Have Fought the Good Fight and Won

Things like guitars and ukuleles, you should never part with it, because there will probably be good, healthy times spent, just playing and writing.

Once I'd heard 'Modern Times' by Bob Dylan, it really changed the way I wanted to make records.

I have a pretty easy life.

The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind.

The principle of nonviolent resistance seeks to reconcile the truths of two opposites-Acquiescence and violence -while avoiding the extremes and immoralities of both.

Decreasing economic growth and increasing inequality leads to increased uncertainty.

When the plot flags, bring in a man with a gun.

Every treasure on this earth says, 'Give your life to purchase me.' Jesus says 'I'm the one treasure who died to purchase you.'