Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

The absolute dependence of a newborn infant inspired many things in me, but it did not activate any magical knowledge about what to do for the next twenty years.

The only thing people regret is that they didn't live boldy enough, that they didn't invest enough heart, didn't love enough. Nothing else really counts at all.

To these ideals which were instilled in me when I was a youth, I attribute in a large degree the success that was mine on the bicycle tracks of the world.

It doesn't really matter what time it is if you haven't determined what to do with your time.

Not that I believe you can have it all: I believe you can have it all, just not at the same time.

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am.

Setting up a college fund would be a great way to redirect the tangible evidence of Daddy's love.

You have a responsibility to your work, to your choices. Once you get to a certain level of quality and commitment, you don't want to go back and make Booty Call 7.

I'm more interested in politicians who deal with human rights in their own country rather than lecture the rest of the world.

If you wait until your children are high school seniors to spring it on them that there's not a whole lot of money for school, they won't have too many options.

Divorce is probably as painful as death.