Our kids will never have to remember things, because it's all in pictures. Want to remember your fourth birthday? There'll be video of it on your phone.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.

I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness.

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.

What's frustrating as an actor, when you want to work hard, you can only work once that phone rings and then you can only work until the production wraps. Then you have to find another job.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.

I think anybody who's doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you're a teen idol by default.

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time with my wife, who is my best friend.

Marathons are good training goals.

I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to reality.

Once a decision was made, I didn't worry about it afterward...

If the truth shall kill them, let them die.

Mesut Ozil made me the worlds best striker

And a lot of poetry is putting yourself back into the state of wonder that you have before things when you're a child. It's not only a joyous wonder, it's sometimes a grief stricken wonder.

You should celebrate the end of a love affair as they celebrate death in New Orleans, with songs, laughter, dancing and a lot of wine.

I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.

Okay greasers,you've had it.

Like all wage slaves, he had two crosses to bear: the people he worked for and the people he worked with

Don't think of introversion as something that needs to be cured.

So I went into government with a clear mind about what the problems were, and what needed to be done.