Our lives, our liberty, and our property are never in greater danger than when Congress is in session.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Now we're in the middle of a three-sided vampire war. Which would be an awesome video game, but I'm really not interested in playing for real. I like my reset buttons.

If you close your eyes, you get to control your own darkness.

I love the long-form format of television. I love being able to develop a character, over a long period of time.

I get really nervous right before I go on stage. But once I'm performing, I always love it. It's like being in a different world.

Judge [Samuel] Alito should see criticism as a badge of honor worn by many past and present members of the Court.

Work is only justified by leisure time. To admit the emptiness of leisure time is to admit the impossibility of life.

Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping.

No person writes to win awards.

Is nothing in life ever straight and clear, the way children see it?

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