Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

The surge of his ardour swept through him in climatic release, filling her womb with his final, mortal sowing.

If I could have been a marine biologist I would have, but I didn't have that kind of intelligence. Numbers were never my strong point.

I recognize no rights but human rights - I know nothing of men's rights and women's rights.

The gods that we've made are exactly the gods you'd expect to be made by a species that's about half a chromosome away from being chimpanzee.

Visual media is the dominant art form in our present day culture, whereas poetry is, at best, a proxy. Yet poetry and film are both "dream factories."

We cannot restore integrity and morality to our society until each of us-singly and individually-takes responsibility for our actions.

I admire this town a lot. They take care of their own. There's not a lot of places in the world, much less America, that do that. It's just a great place.

Look at me, dancing my little dance for a few moments against the background of eternity.

I do feel it. And I've felt it my whole life, that the supernatural has a role in the world.

Men are admitted into heaven not because they have curbed or governed their passions, but because they have cultivate their understandings.