Our own evil inclinations are far more dangerous than any external enemies.

I never thought I was a bad person. I just thought I was the one good person living in a world of bad people.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.

I am actually as good as everybody else pretends to be. It's scary.

I've got ice water running through my veins, I'm cool.

No one heals himself by wounding another.

I am an unstoppable killing machine. I am the greatest champion that ever walked the face of this planet.

There's no, 'Oh my God, somebody else is gonna come back and take my spot.' I wanna have a spot that's my spot, that nobody can take away, because nobody else is me.

The rich man who gives to the poor does not bestow alms but pays a debt.

I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls, I just like to, I'm just a sick guy.

Stars are dull when they're compared to you and I

What you do for others today you have done for yourself tomorrow.

A man who sits under a tree and dreams makes more journey than a man who goes around the world without dreaming!

When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.

I don't think it's possible to have a wedding without it being stressful!

Remember, there's ultimately only one way to financial peace, and that's to walk daily with the Prince of Peace, Christ Jesus.

As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character.

I use geometric and mathematical ideas to organize material, but those are tools. The purpose of the work is not to expose that at all, but to arrive at some kind of expressiveness.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal.

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals