Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Buck up, baby blowfish. Just puff up bigger than your sadness and scare it right off. That's the only way to live in the awful old ocean.

Intellectual death is endemic in areas where people are not prepared to gain new information for development. Learning is the intervention!

Everything inside me screams for just one more kiss, one more word, one more glance, one more.

As a kid I had dreams about being successful, thinking it would be cool. Then, when I was in my 20s, I really thought I had it much more figured out than I do now.

And come, blue deeps! magnificently strown With coloured clouds - large, light, and fugitive.

The true goal of Christian unity is world evangelization.

During the Tertiary period the whole valley of Mexico was one great lake.

a society in which there is widespread economic insecurity can turn freedom into a barren and vapid right for millions of people.

Social peace requires reciprocity.

Eternal vigilance, as they say, is the price of freedom. Add intellectual integrity to the cost basis.