Our politicians screw up all the time, as we see. But with so many things, we're no longer the world leader in that.

A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena.

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

NASA scientists announced the discovery of 50 new planets, among them what they're calling Super Earth. It's indistinguishable from regular earth until it removes its glasses.

If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago.

We love things with biting - "Twilight" movies, zombie movies, eating.

Being a model seems like a dream job - lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that's just for lady models.

I love Salt Lake City. It's beautiful with all the great outdoors around you.

We're excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a "Bunch Of Swirling Colors" starring George Clooney and a lava lamp.

Buddhism - Tibetan Buddhism - teaches us many things, peace comes from within, we must be free ourselves from earthly desires...

The Olympic Charter says winter sports must be played on snow or ice, so the Chess Federation says they'll play with ice pieces. The Olympic charter also says sports must be sports.

It is love, has been love, will always be love that makes the biggest difference in our world.

Never take tiny dreams for granted. They contain giant success stories.

It's the fools that make all the trouble in the world, not the wicked.

The race to win turns us all into losers.

For me, I feel like reality TV is anything but these days.

When I work with filmmakers today, I'm really an advocate for the women's roles that I see, to make them as layered and as deep as possible. I think many of them are underwritten.

But I think humans are innately religious as a species, so you don't need a specific excuse for examining the perversely unholy.

No treaty should be ratified without consulting the British people in a referendum.

People don't really want to know what happens. They ask you for just a second, but then they don't want to know.

Only the chaste man and the chaste woman are capable of true love.