Our rule is: If it makes the parent laugh, and the kid asks why, that can't be an uncomfortable conversation.

I drew when I was very, very young. My mom kept stuff I drew when I was 2 and a half years old, because it looked like, you know, like a jaguar as opposed to a cheetah.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

If you want a lot of visual humor, the way to do it is have visual people do it.

So I just always drew. But never took that as a career path. I ended up in the computer business, and found myself as the vice president of sales and marketing for a computer accessories company.

I started drawing in first grade. Because the kid next to me was drawing, and I remember thinking: I want to be able to do that!

Any job ends up with stress, and certainly there's always a deadline looming when you work in TV. It's sort of constant.

Tough topics are only tough for those who don't want to approach conversation, who don't like problematizing the status quo and nuancing the narrative.

You just wait.Soon, lovers all over the worldwill be reciting poems dedicated to you.This is my promise.

How to prepare someone for leadership:I do it.I do it and you watch.You do it and I watch.You do it.You do it and someone else watches.

Adolescence as the time when an individual ‘recapitulates’ the savage stage of the race’s past.

Sister, you're trying to keep me alive as an old curiosity, but I'm done, I'm finished, I'm going to die.

I felt suddenly cruel, like I´d told dmall children there was no tooth fairy, that it was just their Mom sneaking into their room after they went to bed.

There are problems in the world today.

Red serpents, fiery forms, and yelling hags, Fit company for mad adventurers.

As a cure for the cold, take your toddy to bed, put one bowler hat at the foot, and drink until you see two.

But as I always say to people I'm essentially a public service person.