Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class.

The villain is the person who knows the most but cares the least.

Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.

The essays are very solipsistic and self-absorbed, I'm totally conscious of that. To me, book writing is fun, and I basically just write about things that are entertaining to myself.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.

First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much.

People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation.

I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow.

The most wretched people in the world are those who tell you they like every kind of music 'except country.' People who say that are boorish and pretentious at the same time.

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

The song in my heart makes me glad.

Magic is the fifth fundamental force and is even more mysterious than gravity, which is really saying something.

She had to get used to her new name, The Drummer. Twelfth, and last in line, but on a good note, she had the most money, and more importantly, she was alive.

These seem to me so ambiguous, so vague, so easily misunderstood in comparison to genuine music, which fills the soul with a thousand things better than words.

They always tell me nobody's working as hard as you and even though I laugh it off man, it's probably true.

Children are the last thing I want. I hate all children. For other people, it's fine, but not for me. I was born not to be a family person.

Man has been driven out of the paradise in which he could trust his instincts.

A true storyteller is really good at writing himself into a corner and then finding a way out of that corner

Shapewear is the canvas and the clothes are the art.

I am the Ultimate Warrior, you are the Ultimate Warrior fans and the spirit of the Ultimate Warrior will run forever.