Outside of show business, I live a normal life.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

The real Jihad is an internal process, not an external one.

Don’t get shitty when I treat you as you are, a casual acquaintance

Life is but a play of chance in the game of choice.

Ambition can creep as well as soar.

Nations like individuals are subjected to punishments and chastisements in this world.

Dare to love every person, including yourself. Become the energy of love.

I grew up to always respect authority and respect those in charge.

Stories are flight simulators for our brains.

Home isn't where our house is, but wherever we are understood.

To dispose of a two-headed Org, jump up and down three times, roll a head of cabbage, and giggle!