Over a pint in the pub, you have a good moan That's the fate of every Magpie While Mam perfects her game show skills Giving talks at the WI

Six happy years together Such a perfect matching You're entering the 7 year itch zone This is no time for scratching

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you

Goodbyes are not forever Goodbyes aren't final, when You only mean we'll miss you Until we meet again

May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

Great things happen to those who don't stop believing, trying, learning, and being grateful.

In solitude we realize that nothing human is alien to us.

A life that is happy and has no money, is better then a life unhappy with money.

Noble fathers have noble children.

To me, that's the wealth of my life: my friends and family and the experience I get to share with them.

It's my personal opinion and I'm not espousing it to anybody else, I think your immune system and how healthy you are determines how you react to any excess of any kind.

Makin' veterans run for medicine, Cause I put out more lights in a fight than ConEdison.

I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!

Hope, perhaps the most dangerous of all emotions and perhaps the most necessary.

Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway.