Over the hill to the poor-house I'm trudgin' my weary way.

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.

Careful with fire is good advice we know. Careful with words is ten times doubly so.

To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.

Cholesterol is a substance in the blood that causes you to eat salads.

Over all our happy country - over all our Nation spread, Is a band of noble heroes - is our Army of the Dead.

But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate, when we lock up our lives for wealth, the gold key comes too late.

Worm or beetle - drought or tempest - on a farmer's land may fall, Each is loaded full o' ruin, but a mortgage beats 'em all.

...many of the officials, courtiers, and priests, representing the upper class of Egyptian society but not the royalty, looked strikingly like modern Europeans, especially long-headed ones

Strong feelings do not necessarily make a strong character. The strength of a man is to be measured by the power of the feelings he subdues not by the power of those which subdue him.

Cover them over with beautiful flowers, Deck them with garlands, those brothers of ours, Lying so silent by night and by day.

Your daily product determines how far you go

The worst thing you can do is make money at the expense of losing your time.

I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.

Breath of Heaven breathe on us.

Pity is an emotion that can get you killed. The only thing more dangerous is blind hate, and maybe love.

I've learned over the years, when someone is complaining or wants to vent and has something they want to tell you, they don't necessarily want you to fix it.

I juice everything! Whether it's beet, carrot, or apple, I'll juice it. I always keep brown rice in the kitchen. I'll often pack a cooler full of food to have throughout the day when I'm busy.

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

A smart man can't beat a hardworking man and a hard working man can't beat a happy working man.

Simple smile, a cheerful hello or a word of encouragement It's amazing what an impact you will have.