Over the years I have met a lot of important people, but no one as important as Elvis Presley.

The best things in life aren't things.

People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

The things that matter most are not things.

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

.Each one of us must have a goal and sense of living

When negative feelings move upon you, reflect, and recognize the danger of feeding those feelings and keeping them alive.

Enlightenment isn't the end but the beginning, the start of a journey that a small group of people begun while the rest sleeps.

Emotions must not be part of the decision process: decisions must be clinical and well calculated.

The world could only be known as it existed in men's hearts. For while it seemed a place which contained men it was in reality a place contained within them.

There are great people everywhere, and there are all kinds of exceptions to any generalizations, and it was a huge privilege for me to get to learn that.

Wounds heal and become scars, but scars grow with us.

The makers of '21 and Over' have been screening it, and I'm getting a lot of comparisons to a young Vince Vaughn.

Fight thou with shafts of silver, and o'ercome When no force else can get the masterdom

What man in his right mind would conspire his own hurt? Men are beside themselves when they transgress against their convictions.