Overall Bush's European trip has been an overwhelming success. Not once has he gotten separated from his group.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

The death takes a moment and life lasts forever. Why spend eternity worried about a singularity?

I wasn't looking for another marriage. I had been married before. He is a nice man - a geologist, an Ernest Hemingway type. But Paul and I married because of convention.

Winning friends begins with friendliness.

When I ran, people know I have a very big business. So I mean they elected me I guess partially for that reason.

To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.

We will never build enough prisons to end our crime problem.

If silence is good for the wise, how much better is it for the foolish!

I think it's difficult to be honest about certain aspects of my work without acknowledging that I have experienced or felt or questioned certain of the themes in the books.

I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do