Overall, OS/2's problems fall into two categories: IBM and Microsoft.

Simple is hard. Easy is harder. Invisible is hardest.

That makes my nipples hard!

Advertising is saying you're good. PR is getting someone else to say you're good.

The romance of Silicon Valley was about money - excuse me, about changing the world, one million dollars at a time.

The goal of the computer is to provide people with the means to extend people's minds and bodies. It is an exoskeleton that expands our human reach.

I want to see the two CEOs of RIM and (Apple CEO Steve) Jobs working together. The thought of this menage a trois is absolutely hilarious.

As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom.

Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.

When an idea, a proposition, a cause is presented to me in terms that leave me no alternative but to be for it, because it's all pros and no cons, then I know I'm being conned.

Adults tend to repress their pleasure. Sad to say, I think we become adults only through disappointment, grief, and lies. So of course gradually we become tough, less sensitive.

[Nicodemus] 'Magistra DeVega, can I ask for your help?'[DeVega] 'You can ask, ' she said with her usual calmness, 'but the clerics haven't developed a cure for death by idiotic leadership.

Time makes everything mean and shabby and wrinkled. The tragedy of life, Howard, is not that the beautiful things die young, but that they grow old and mean.

Trying to get prosperity through laying of hands is running after shadows

If my life depended on it - if my daughter's life depended on it - I'd want Mariano Rivera closing. Wouldn't you?

Unlike presidential administrations, problems rarely have terminal dates.

When you see how fragile and delicate life can be, all else fades into the background.

She had a big ole booty, I was doing my duty.

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it.

Learn all you can. Growth comes from setting your goals high and reaching for the stars.

Pain is only bearable if we know it will end, not if we deny it exists.