Ow! My brains!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

How many roads must a man walk down?

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.

What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

Fly in the sky of imagination to find the true solution.

Juliet singles out Romeo. Desdemona claims Othello. They have no doubts, the young, no fear, no pride.

You don't take a picture, you make a picture.

American workers are first rate.

When America is stronger, the world is safer.

Over events, we may have some control, but over the law of life's progress none.

Compassion is a spiritual technology.

Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or the way I carry myself, but whatever it is, I don't have it.

If a future Pope teaches anything contrary to the Catholic Faith, do not follow him.

When you lead a normal life, you aren't aware of how you affect people.