Oz thinks I'm beautiful," she whispered to the stars.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

We can still find joy in the midst of the storm.

We must learn to regard people less in the light of what they do or omit to do, and more in the light of what they suffer.

If your body is excited to do something, that's what you should be doing. Or if it really scares you, you should be doing it.

If you don't like to make excuses or apologies, stop making promises.

A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.

Everywhere, within man and without, there is devastation, instability, chaos, and evidence of some prolonged rout.

God sends the cold according to the coat.

I can eat everything; chocolate, hamburgers, pizza, go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC. It's all in my body.

Man makes circumstances, and spiritually as well as economically, is the artificer of his own fortune.

Blind zeal is soon put to a shameful retreat, while holy resolution, built on fast principles, lifts up its head like a rock in the midst of the waves.