P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.

The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.

She was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more.

If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.

If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.

For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.

IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.

Make sure you wear something appropriate, dear. You never know who you’ll run into and it’s always smart to look your best.

The next time you come to the Cookie Jar, the coffee’s on me. You could probably bottle that stuff of yours and sell it for rat poison.

We all have potential for greatness in ourselves. The only thing we need to do is to find it.

I don't count on the boy who waits till October, when it's cool and fun, then decides he wants to play.

Nothing less than a whole Bible can make a whole Christian.

People define their life by what they want versus what they have. People get fixated on something and they have to have it, even though that voice inside tells them it's not meant for them.

Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I never gave up my dream of winning a gold medal in the Olympics.

But love is just as important as politics to me. They both exist in the world, you know? And if you dont reflect the entire world around you, then youre leaving something out.

First impressions are always unreliable.

We all denounce bores, but while we do so, let us remember that there is nobody who isn't a bore to somebody.

The eidolons started pounding on the door. 'Who is it?' Leo called. 'Valdez!' 'Valdez who?

Religious faith is the one species of human ignorance that will not admit of even the possibility of correction.