PHP is rarely the bottleneck.

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?

I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

I don't like programming. It's tedious.

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.

Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.

I was thinking of how sometimes, trying to say the right thing to people, it's like some kind of brain surgery...

...There's a lot I don't understand...but not understanding is better not believing" - Ambrose

Fire sat unbreathing. A life that was an apology for the life of his father: It was a notion she could understand, beyond words and thought. She understood it the way she understood music.

Always write as if you are talking to someone. It works. Don't put on any fancy phrases or accents or things you wouldn't say in real life.

Rights might be universal but their enforcement must be local.

I really think Canada should get over to Iraq as quickly as possible.

I can't remember a time when I wasn't trying to get something down on paper.

I developed a really strong work ethic, and I don't take anything for granted.

Look at Him while He is looking at you.

All it takes is for one person to say you’re ugly, and you’re like, I guess I’m ugly. And that was it.