PLENIPOTENTIARY, adj. Having full power. A Minister Plenipotentiary is a diplomatist possessing absolute authority on condition that he never exert it.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I trust God that through all life changes, He is in control.

To preserve your innocence while acquiring intelligence, that is a true mark of wisdom.

Our search for safety and contentment is endless and inexhaustible precisely because of the intrinsic futility of relying on human abilities to provide resolution to our problems.

The colour of the sea and the skyAre both blue and yet distinctOne depends on the other And, the other is by love inked…

I'm cautious about using fire. It can become theatrical. I am interested in the heat, not the flames.

I want my flowers while I'm alive.

Be deeply satisfied and ready for more.

We are always just one successful terrorist attack away from a nuclear disaster.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

Few things are more laughably pitiable than authority once it has been successfully defied.