PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The world seems to have certain criteria with which it judges the value of people.

One cannot have the same love for getting insulted (apmaan) as he does for getting importance (maan), can he? He cannot love loss as much as he loves profit, can he?

To believe in the truth of Christ is to be introduced to another form of hatred, and that is not sharing Him.

I never really thought I wanted to become a movie star.

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.

I grew up in the theatre.

There are real teachers out there; I don't pretend to have their mantle.

The average woman loses a half million dollars over a lifetime, but women with higher degrees lose $2 million over a lifetime.

Is it possible that Jesus, unlike 98 percent of his fellow Jews, was literate and educated? Yes, it's possible.

You think I have the responsibilty... I have the responsibility to give the fans a good time!