PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

What’s to become of us? We can’t go on like this.”“Yes, we can go on like this, ” said Cesare. “We can go on exactly like this for the rest of our lives.

The only way to prevent your problem from jubilating over you is to confront them head to head with the singular hope that they will be defeated!

It is the duty of the ship's captain to make port, cost what it may.

Maybe I spent more time dwelling on emotions than some people, and maybe that's why I ended up writing.

Boy, I'll tell you, when the Rams drafted me No. 1, it surprised me. I was walking on air for days.

I won't quit to become someone's old lady.

What a miserable world!--trouble if we love, and trouble if we do not love.

I love acting, but it's much more fun taking the kids to the zoo.

For some reason I get this key position of being one of two people that started the company that started the revolution.

I'm more than just a piece in their Games.