PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read.

Rejection is the run in the pantyhose of life.

How to succeed: try hard enough. How to fail: Try too hard.

I was watching Orson Welles and Jean Vigo films at a ridiculously young age.

When a bee stings, she dies. She cannot sting and live. When men sting, their better selves die. Every sting kills a better instinct. Men must not turn bees and kill themselves in stinging others.

Women are like the arts, forced unto none, Open to all searchers, unprized, if unknown.

Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill.

If all the qualities which a painter took from the model for his picture were really taken, no person could be painted twice.

Music is the medium for expressing emotion. Music kindles love and infuses hope. It has countless voices and instruments. Music is in the hearts of all men and women

What the great ones do, the less will prattle of