PRISON, n. A place of punishments and rewards. The poet assures us that - stone walls do not a prison make.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

God's dream is interwoven into reality by humans.

Ruin and recovery are both from within.

Your persistence is your belief in yourself.

Being proud and being nationalistic are, for me, completely different things.

It has crossed my mind that I would like to run or help to run a pro women's tournament, although I really don't know much about organizing an event (it seems overwhelming actually).

Some people say we need a third party. I wish we had a second one.

The Christian life was never meant to be lived alone. Together we're a body. A family. The people of God.

Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.

The better you get, the more your legacy shines. I always just try to go hard. If you don't want do it for real, don't do it at all.

Pick the right sized pot, don't pick a pot five times bigger, twice as big.