PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I woke in the hour before dawn, stuck in that strange state where the memory of your dreams is still powerful enough to motivate your actions.

P33- the wail of the living had answered the call of universal motherhood within her wild beast which the dead could not still.

The secret of remaining young is never to have an emotion that is unbecoming.

I think our hearts are very chemical and we change the way we see people according to how we feel about them. That's what love is, in a way.

That's what I'm living on now, honey, dreams, dreams of what I used to do.

I use the verb 'to torment,' as I observed to be your own method, instead of 'to instruct,' supposing them to be now admitted as synonymous.

You must become like yourself.

You don't run for public office unless you have a specific vision. You are driven by ideas and a vision.

My story has been the story of my generation.

Read every line item until you get it.