Pageants are already ridiculous and sad, I think.

I went to drama school at NYU for serious acting. So I was doing Chekov and Sam Shepard plays.

It's always great to get to do what you love and to do something that hopefully people will see and love.

Life is the one thing you cannot get out of alive.

Is it normal to make a minute-to-minute schedule for the timing of thanksgiving? I'm asking for a friend.

To clarify, the issue isn’t that I’m too fat, it’s that I’m too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!

I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, Oh, okay, babe, and I see it in scripts all the time.

At my wedding, I was dancing so furiously that I fell hard on my kneecaps. The next morning, my knees were so swollen that I had to get a wheelchair at the airport to go on my honeymoon.

What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious.

If you draw the gun and don't shoot right, you're shot down!

...when you're a writer, you become deeper and more uniquely distinct, the more you go inside yourself...

I don't do fashion, I AM fashion.

We live in an age where the artist is forgotten. He is a researcher. I see myself that way.

All the earth, though it were full of kind hearts, is but a desolation and desert place to a mother when her only child is absent.

I still do commercial work as an actor, which I love, because it's very quick, and it definitely pays my bills.

As you get older, you find that often the wheat, disentangling itself from the chaff, comes out to meet you.

Horror is a feeling that cannot last long; human nature is incapable of supporting it. Sadness, whether it be from bereavement, or disappointment, or misfortune of any kind may linger on through life

Only we should not be influenced by the winds.

It is not possible to assert publicly that Monsanto is anything other than venal without being accused of being a sellout, a fraud, or worse.