Pain cannot be ignored. However, it can be endured. When necessary, a great deal of pain can be endured. Just ask my mother.

The general air of insecurity and affection made it too easy for him to imagine these once-a-year fabulous creatures as the cubicle dwellers most of them were in everyday life.

Parker Haas, crying Omaha, and his sleepless Rose.

You are going to die in front of dozens of witnesses, and none of them will do a thing to help you or avenge you. Because they know exactly what you know: The world is ending.

I would never dream of killing an excellent tailor, not even to keep a secret that could endanger my life.

I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.

We have the universe to roam in in imagination. It is our virtue to be infinitely varied. The worst tyranny is uniformity.

If the NRA keeps messing with the President's daughters, they're going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama's guns.

I sent my daughter 40 roses last November because I thought she was 40. And she laughed her head off. She is not going to be 40 until this year!

Studies perfect nature and are perfected still by experience.

We improved the environment in which our children live, learn and play by decreasing crime and clamping down on abuse and violence in the home and on the streets.

A man's head is his castle.

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?

I think that the best characters are the ones who both manage to be attractive and repulsive at the same time.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!