Pain is G-d's megaphone to wake up the world.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

It is intoxicating joy for the sufferer to look away from his suffering and to forget himself.

I grew up hunting and fishing. I've always been into archery. I've always been into cars... In my family, that was just stuff we did. That's just the way it was.

Let go of yesterday. Let today be a new beginning and be the best that you can, and you'll get to where God wants you to be.

It would be good for the workers in Vietnam even as it helps make sure that they're not undercutting competition here in the United States.

Wisdom comes with the ability to be still. Just look and listen. No more is needed.

It is sometimes best to slip over thoughts and not go to the bottom of them.

Very interesting for an old duffer like me to try his hand at something new. If I don't do that once in a while, I might just turn into a fossil, you know!

Once I was chased by the king of all scorpions. I have the most notorious animal stories.

If we care about the average working American, then Wal-Mart matters. A lot.

Trapped for days, years, centuries maybe. Dead, but not allowed to die. Alive, but as good as dead. So alone that anyone, anything no matter how loathsome would be welcome.