Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

I believe that this is the time to become warriors for peace and dialogue, not warmongers or mere worriers.

Art is childhood.

Pink, You are gentle and sweet just like this rose. When your rose pink lips smiled at me that first time I remembered how to smile.~Riley

To love, for us men, is to clasp one woman with our arms, feeling that she lives and breathes just as we do, suffers as we do, thinks with us, loves with us, and, above all, sins with us.

Cut the Wings of your Hens and Hopes, lest they lead you a weary Dance after them.

As more men become more educated and women get educated, the value system has to be more enhanced and the respect for human dignity and human life is made better.

When you're writing a novel, you're still telling a story. But you're telling it very differently. It's a craft like anything else.

Let's be the kind of people that do good for others whether we get paid back or not, whether they say thank you or not.

I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you're in television, you're lying because you're just pretending to be yourself much like I'm doing now.

This world is in deep trouble, from top to bottom. But it can be swiftly healed by the balm of love.