Parenting is a stage of life's journey where the milestones come about every fifty feet.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Surround yourself with positive people.

Words are clothes that thoughts wear

If the breath of life is taken, man turn to dust.

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.

That woman." Vee hissed, "I'm making the sign of the cross right now.

The ability to grow is directly related to the amount of insecurity you can take in your life.

You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples!

Ideals are great in theory ... but they don't work too well in real life.

Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard.

In a nutshell-I fear authority but at the same time I resent it-the authority and my own fear. So I rebel.