Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

Make me into anything, but just love me.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.

People are all over the world telling their one dramatic story and how their life has turned into getting over this one event. Now their lives are more about the past than their future.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

I turned to face her. "What about fear. Can you outrun it?""Only if ye stand still and face it do ye have a chance against fear.

Sometimes success is due less to ability than to zeal.

They say you better listen to the voice of reason But they don't give you any choice 'cause they think that it's treason. So you had better do as you are told. You better listen to the radio.

Throwaway snapshots come closest to achieving the state of pure picture.

When we do the best we can, we never know what miracles await.

I was a shy kid with a broom handle that I pretended was a microphone.

Any people attempting to govern themselves by laws of their own making, and by officers of their own appointment, are in direct rebellion against the kingdom of God

European fisheries are a disaster. The American fisheries are well-kept.

There's a huge demand for my entertainment, and I can't meet the need. So I decided to try a TV show to reach as many of my fans as possible.

Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself.