Parents had some kind of sin radar, Claire thought. They always called when you were in the middle of something you just knew they'd consider wrong. Or at least risky.

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.

Perv."He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?

Get in here and make me some dinner—now, woman.""News flash, Michael, you're supposed to be evil, not redneck!

And about Shane, I swear, if he doesn't snap out of it, I'm going to punch him in the face. Well, punch him in the face and then run like hell." - Eve Rosser

If the world was made for us, then it BELONGS to us and we can do what we damn well please with it.

the greatest Americanshave not been born yetthey are waiting patientlyfor the past to die

The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.

Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in 'Dancing with the Stars.'

In decision after decision on the bench, Judge [Samuel] Alito has excused abusive actions by the authorities that intrude on the personal privacy and freedoms of average Americans.

Start a 'Stop Doing' list. I'll leave it as an existential dilemma on whether to put that task on your To Do list

Ah, nut-brown partridges! Ah, brilliant pheasants! And ah, ye poachers!--'Tis no sport for peasants.

If the religious leaders have influence, they will not permit girls and boys to wrestle together, as recently happened in Shiraz.

For each of us, time is a thief of flory. What give meaning to our lives and deaths is love and hope, if we are willing to share and accept

For 'tis the sport to have the engineerHoist with his own petard.