Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.

I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating.

I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.

Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty.

David Bowie was awesome the easiest, coolest interview I have ever done.

If we do not find anything very pleasant, at least we shall find something new.

The agony of man is always longer than the fleeting moments of bliss. The trick is to reverse those two.

Since the age of 12, all my musical thinking has been influenced by Afro-American music.

From my own personal encounters and studies with both Tantric and Zen Buddhist monks, I have found them to be humorous, warm, charming, and compassionate.

A true Christian is one who has not only peace of conscience, but war within. He may be known by his warfare as well as by his peace.

I'm a conductor of revivals. The only minister in the whole package. Little Richard, the evangelist.

My first two books are out of print and, okay, they can sleep there comfortably. It's early work, derivative work.

The opposite of manliness isn't cowardice; it's technology.

I went to Cambridge and thought I would stay there. I thought I would quietly grow tweed in a corner somewhere and become a Don or something.

Dignity is the reward of obeying your heart.