Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

But one sets of grandparents lived on Davidson Avenue in the Bronx and one lived in Manhattan and I had an aunt and uncle in Queens, so in my heart I was a New Yorker.

Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a great candidate.

Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

We made a deal that was acceptable to us. We got paid very handsomely for our final season.

Boston was a great town to go to college in. Maybe that's why there's so many colleges there. I love the town, and I loved Boston University.

It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.

I think with challenge comes a little more fun.

Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star.

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

You have the capacity to pursue your dreams.

the more thoughtful you are of others, the more thoughtful they will be of you. The more you respect them, the more you will win their respect.

Want to extinguish an adolescent's curiosity? Cover as much material as possible.

I want to be a good human being. I'm doing my best, and I'm working at it.

People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world... have you thought about polo?'

Priests are often well-meaning people who haven't yet looked too thoroughly into comparative religion.

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

Oh no, if you really want to be wicked to him, nuke it first. (Geary) Yeah, but given his reaction to the cupcake, that might overload his taste buds with pleasure and kill him. (Tory)

How happy I am to see myself as imperfect and to be in need of God's mercy.

I thought I had a type but I don't really have a type anymore. I just look for a girl who doesn't take herself too seriously.