Parsely is gharsley.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

If you're not gonna go all the way, why go at all?

Genius could be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way, or even to say a simple thing in a simpler way.

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

I don't think it's that difficult to administer. I'm sure a sensible solution can be found.

I collaborate with people because their music talk to me as much as mine talk to them.

Roosevelt's magic lay in one facet of his personality: He knew how to take the risk. No other man in public life I knew could so readily take the challenge of the new.

I invested all my money in debt.

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

They who dare to ask anything of a friend, by their very request seem to imply that they would do anything for the sake of that friend.

When men find they must inevitably perish, they willingly resolve to die with their comrades and with their arms in their hands.