Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

We must do something about the cross, and there’s only one of two things we can do- flee it or die upon it!

You can’t out-spend the giants, but you can out-think, out-teach, and out-help them.

Kate had never met a person she didn't want to protect, preferably by hacking at the hostile parties with her sword.

I was then at the height of my two-facedness: that is, outside I seemed one way, inside I was another; outside false, inside true.

T is liberty crowns Britannia's Isle, And makes her barren rocks and her bleak mountains smile.

Sometimes you get into a situation and realize that there is so much more to explore there and ask, why are we jumping off the cliff quite yet?

Every object, every being...is a jar full of delight.

I like to go to the airport looking stylish - you never know who youll run into. Sometimes I have fans at the airports. I never want to be bummy looking.

You need to keep reminding yourself that you are a Divine piece of God. Feeling as if you're unworthy of God's abundance is the same as denying your spiritual essence.

I defy you to agitate any fellow with a full stomach.