Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.

Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.

I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.

There is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen the way that they were supposed to.

Our job is to become OK with who we are and what our life has been - and keep enduring.

A man can certainly be a Muppet. Being a Muppet is a state of mind. It's about finding that little part of you that's unique, and not being embarrassed by it, but cherishing it.

People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.

That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

Honestly, I have come to believe that everything is in the order it's in for a reason. I am happy with who I am today.

I'm better looking in person.

Some people only dream of success… while others wake up and use Cosmic Ordering.

Unrequited love is a ridiculous state that makes you try to convince your heart of something your mind knows is a lie!

Sin is the handle by which I get Christ, ...

We live in an incredibly dynamic universe that gives us what we wish for, like a waking dream

Neither cast ye your pearls before swine.

Once Ptolemy and Plato, yesterday Newton, today Einstein, and tomorrow new faiths, new beliefs, and new dimensions.

There is no force more liberating than the knowledge that you are fighting for others.

We live at home, quiet, confined, and our feelings prey upon us.

Be like a flower and turn your face to the sun.

When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.