Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic.

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

Getting an education might be difficult, but it makes life easy. Being uneducated might be easy, but it makes life difficult.

The world of books is my fantasy.

Without business skills, your passion or hobby will not translate into money in your pocket.

Sure, I might not be someone to look up to, but you're no role model either.

We have to have some rules and regulations in America, or the world would empty out here.

Usually I decide on what it is I'm writing next by the books I'm reading.

I heard I'm going to have scenes with Lady Gaga so I'm hoping it's true. I know of one scene I have.

Although I really like the people I travel with, family is just different, and having them around at all times is a really nice thing - and a luxury.

His scars were hidden and safe in her hand.

Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.