Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Live in this moment ... for it is the only moment we have!

Giving is a necessary good

When we are gone, the only essential thing we will leave behind are the memories we create in the lives of those we have touched and those we love.

Focus on the systematic process and the things you have control.

.the fire can heal. Somebody needs to see the light, somebody needs to feel the heat. Burn..

It's great to design a beautiful, modern, sleek home like you'd see in a magazine. But if it doesn't suit your lifestyle, it's really wasted.

Since Israel does not differentiate between attacking this group or that, we are saying our people can work individually or collectively to face this aggression.

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.

I had a blast doing the Warped Tour, but it's good to be home, for sure.

Maintaining concentration depends on what I call tunnel vision; nothing else in the world exists but the catcher's target, the hitter and my perfect delivery.