Part of your process of becoming an adult is admitting to yourself that The Doors were a shitty band.

There comes a time. The pain of existence transcends the fear of change. There comes a time.

There's a deeper conversation to be had on guns, and just because I happen to know where I fall into that conversation doesn't mean that I don't want to have that conversation.

I definitely want to write some fiction, for sure. I already have half of the next book. I already have it all mapped out. I'm ready. I'm ready to bring it to the world.

When I first started comedy, me and my friends were kids. I claim - although I know that it's a spurious and probably untrue claim - that we were the first generation of kids to act black.

Richard Pryor had real sincere and vulnerable moments. Now it seems so cheesy if you stop your act and say, "This is why we have to help them kids. We've got to make sure them kids can read."

The future belongs to those who enhance their level of consciousness and awareness everyday.

You are not your virginity. You are a human being. The state of your hymen has nothing to do with your worth.

Struggle for Your Goals, because its too much better than Struggling for Your Life.

How so much honourable is such a contest, in which one's moral conduct and achievement are brought as witnesses rather than the size of one's purse.#Page: 10

Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out and meet the bloody thing.

A good poet's made as well as born.

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

We are the most brutal with the people we love the most.

The pictures placed for ornament and use, The twelve good rules, the royal game of goose.

There are rules, and when certain things happen, there are ceratin consequences.