Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.

Why would we have different races if God meant us to be alike and associate with each other?

That's part of American greatness, is discrimination. Yes, sir. Inequality, I think, breeds freedom and gives a man opportunity.

The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.

The reason he [Jimmy Carter] says he never lies is because he thinks the truth originates with him.

Honest businessmen should be protected from the unscrupulous consumer.

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

I'm overwhelmed with my own feelings and the feelings I have for all the people who were rooting for us to win this thing.

If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.

Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.

If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal.

I love 'Annie Hall, ' but then I adore 'Hannah and Her Sisters.' Dianne Wiest is amazing in 'Bullets Over Broadway, ' but her in 'Hannah and Her Sisters, ' I absolutely loved it.

In Pakistan politics is hereditary.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

I specialize in murders of quiet, domestic interest.

Conscience has nothing to do as lawgiver or judge; but is a witness against me if I do wrong, and which approves if I do right. To act against conscience is to act against reason and God's Law.

Other people sound flat to my ear; their words just hang in the air. But when my mother says something, the ends curl.

You can't fake competence, creativity, or sexual arousal.

Also, I would cry at the words 'I miss you' after I left my family

This evidence is overwhelming at this point. You eat more plants, you eat less other stuff, you live longer.

So many of us had hoped that the civil system might be an alternative for some women, where the burdens were a little bit less, and cases might be easier to prove.