Patience has never been my strong suit.

I don't have hate in my heart. I don't hate any person, place or thing...but I hate the Yankees.

I am the first to admit my iPad is the coolest thing in the world, but when we can be in a room together and really connect, or leave the gadgets home and go for a hike, then I'm happy.

I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into spandex when you're in jockey shorts. Yeah.

A brick layer, lays bricks... I'm an Actor, that's what I do.

I'm a workaholic. I could easily work 300-plus days of the year.

The best part of being married is, everything we face in life, we face as a team. I don't do a thing - professionally or personally - without discussing it with my wife.

Well, the clown suit is a riot, too.

I usually work from the inside out but sometimes in comedy it's fun to work from the outside in.

Some people have questioned whether or not I can play a nice guy. Sometimes you can't win for losing.

The most challenging part of being a dad is self-restraint. So often your instinct is to teach and tell. I am constantly reminding myself to listen to them.

I am a Saturn who dreams of being a Mercury, and everything I write reflects these two impulses.

Telling you how I know…what I know…it could make things worse than they already are…for all of us

You don't achieve greatness in life being surrounded by mediocre people with mediocre values. Choose your company wisely.

Is bankrupting this great country the top priority of this administration?

I've got to make it to heaven; for going through hell.

No one else on the team in college was dressing up. They were wearing sweats.

The gardener does not make a plant grow. The job of a gardener is to create optimal conditions for growth

Means are not to be distinguished from ends. If violent means are used, there will be bad results.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson

Every day I am inspired by what's possible.