Patience is the art of finding something else to do.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Suddenly, I can't move. I can't speak. I am set in stone, but it's a glorious chiseled sort of stone.

Explore fully the sacred-moment.

Don’t tell me your evaluation. Give me the facts.

I grew up as a photo nut. Every Christmas I would get a new camera. It's a huge part of my life.

Think your little jokes'll help you on your deathbed?" she jeered. "Jokes? No,no, these are manners," replied Dumbledore.

I don't think a lot of people know that I can sing. It's not common knowledge.

Julia Roberts is a favorite. Everybody loves her in the Hollywood community. The public adores her.

Every day we have a special reason to make a good celebration! And that reason is our very existence!

I think future generations will say the late 20th century and the early 21st century was a time of great convulsions and upheavals.

Learning how to think in the midst of fear is a lesson that everyone needs to learn.