Patriotism. I'm uncomfortable with any word that starts with a pat, ends in an ism and has a riot in the middle.

Our children are our sequels. Our parents are our prequels. All living beings are our equals.

You should always judge a book by its lovers.

Truth lives in the spaces between words. It defies translation.

Alone we are savages, together we are civilization

Chocolate is a vegetable. Honest.

Let me not anchor you to a bed of weary rocks, but let me be the kite’s string that guides you in your flight.

Nobody really believes in equality anyway.

To be comic is merely to be playful, but wit is a serious matter. To laugh at it is to confess that you do not understand.

But as the cerebellum degrades with age, so does the quality of memories. The memories are there, but they're not as good.

Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed.

Evolution leads the way through desire.

Monsters will always exist. There's one inside each of us. But an angel lives there, too. There is no more important agenda than figuring out how to slay one and nurture the other.

Once a vampire drinks another vampires blood they are connected to them forever

I think it was wishful thinking of me to dream of being an NBA player. And once I made the NBA I dreamed of being an All-Star, but I never dreamed of being an MVP.

Work to make a living; serve to make a life.