Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Our ability to forgive is a direct measure of our hope

Retire within yourselves

The attitude of, 'I will never self-publish, ' coming from any author, indicates that they have never been in a position where it is their only option.

Telling a story in a futuristic world gives you this freedom to explore things that bother you in contemporary times.

The man who obeys is nearly always better than the man who commands.

[War] can no longer be of concern to great powers alone.

And historically the owners have used loyalty to a team or a city to hold players as opposed to always paying their worth.

I think the French have come to grips with their past, and that was true up until about - until the '70s. And then there were things like the film "The Sorrow And The Pity."

I get crazy upset when I feel mothers or babies are not getting the loving care they need.

Art must be in touch with nature - and wherever that touch is gone, Art degenerates - yet it must be above nature.