Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

It was strange how the future seemed tied inseparably to the past, so that both revolved through the present, like a great wheel...

I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven.

TIME is not a thing that's ours to lose.

Dictators free themselves by enslaving others. They work not for your benefit, but their own.

Most people doing the decathlon these days are quite boring, so people don't relate to them.

Employees cannot become more productive in every sense of the word unless they are provided with continuous on-the-job training.

If love is a dream, then marriage is the alarm clock.

I would have been a terrible mother because I'm basically a very selfish human being. Not that that has stopped most people going off and having children.

...it is time [for Islam] to assume, along with all of the great cultural traditions, the modern risks of scientific knowledge.

I endeavor to make the most of everything.